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December 30, 2003

Not Stupid, Just Slow

I'vee been too busy to follow up with part II of the public sector post. Perhaps some hungover bloggy goodness come New Years Day.

December 25, 2003

Star Wars Nerds

Right or wrong, this is too damn funny. 11+ minutes and not safe for work. Still. Go there now!

A Note on Capitalization

Just because I seem to be having trouble with this, and I think that readers may as well. I have spent some time doing computer programming, and the nomenclature that we used at our organization was humpback notation, which means that variables, functions, etc. are all named by cramming all of the words that you would use to describe the thing into one word without spaces, then explaining what it does, then capitalizing the first letter of what used to be each word. For example a function that returns 80% of the value that you put in would be called something like "fcnReturn80Percent(iValue)".

I've just noticed that I've been struggling to avoid capitalizing like this, and if I mess up, then you know why (aside from being able to stand on a hilltop and scream that I'm an idiot, that is). Now you know why I might end up OverCapitalizingWeirdCrap.

To Know the NeoCons

Calpundit has one of the most trenchant posts I've seen in over 10 years of surfing the net. Go read it now.

Public Sector Innovation

Mark Kleiman has a great post asking why the Public Sector isn't more innovative. Warning: Long!

As someone who has had experience in local government, as well as the private sector, let me take s quick stab at it.

At the worker bee level, my experience is that most public employees are as dedicated to their job as someone in a similar private position. In many cases where the salary is far less than can be made in the private sector (IT and Engineering, for example), the dedication is even more pronounced, as these people are intentionally getting paid less than market value.

Yes you'll find people who's job is to produce CYA memos and yes you'll find bureaucrats, but no more than they exist in a private corporation. The difference is that as public employees, everything that they do is public record, whereas such an employee in a private corporation is simply fired, and they move on. Nothing short of a Tyco level scandal will bring this person's scandals to light.

As plaintiff's exhibit A, see the efforts to recall this cad. Had he been employed by a private company, he would have been fired (hopefully), but either way, he would not have been a public issue.

When employed by public government, and at a high enough managerial level, you are ultimately employed at the discretion of the board of directors, the city council,the mayor, etc. Even if you aren't a political appointee, your boss , or the elected official that your boss reports to is.

Still with me? I hope so. So you're either one or two steps removed from being shitcanned at the whim of a couple of people who are mainly driven by politics. If you aren't removable by the politicos, your boss is, and if they want you gone badly enough, they will put someone above you who will make you absolutely miserable.

So what do you do? If you stick your neck out as an innovator, you end up taking credit for the good, but taking heat for the bad. Some people will do this, but many hunker down and play politics like the people above them on the org chart. Unfortunately, this usually leads to compromise or gridlock, which leads to nobody moving forward very fast on anything, which leads to a lack of innovation. More on this later.

December 24, 2003

Adam Yoshida is Still an Imbecile

See this post. If Dean isn't a puppet of Hollywood, how else do you explain the fact that his slogans resemble script titles? In other news, most "conservatives" are nothing but Clintonite shills for continually using the word "is" post-MonicaGate.

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